HALT, MALIHINI!

This luau is invite-only. Kimo the Tiki Bouncer has been standing here since 1962 and he is not in the mood.

"State the secret password, brah. And no, it's not 'password.' Kevin already tried that."

Kimo's Grumpiness Level

Rule #1: No socks with sandals. Kimo can smell them.
Rule #2: Pineapple on pizza is legally required past this point.
Rule #3: If your name is Dan, you probably already know the password. Think, Dan. Think.
Rule #4: All pigs in the imu are guests, not snacks. Until 7pm.